WHIRLING, AND TWIRLING, AND SWIRLING!

There’s all types of dancing that people go for

One kind is when women show off every pore

Such a performer arrived in our town

Community standards were turned upside down!

The lady was lovely. Not modest at all

Nature had blessed her – WITH BIG ONES – not small!

An exotic dancer! Better known as a stripper!

Made a living from men who were happy to tip her!

She WAS many things – but certainly NOT shy

She could make a man sigh with a glimpse of her thigh!

Leaping about, her leg kicks were spellbinding

The girl had a knack for hip-shaking and grinding!

It’s provocative hanging off of a pole

Collecting those singles while out on parole

The guys were all whistling. She loved the spotlight

This FLEXIBLE dancer knew how to delight!

She slipped off a garter. Had done that before

Was just getting started, she took off much more!

To say she was popular was nothing but true

An audience of married men yelled out, “WOO HOO!”

In no time at all she was practically bare

Except for stilettos that she chose to wear

Because –

Seductively dancing in SENSIBLE SHOES

Was not titillating. It was more of a snooze!

Her smile was inviting. Eyes smokey and dark

Willing to show off a well-hidden birthmark

After each dance, she would get big ovations

Male hearts in the room were in brisk palpitations

A talented “Artist” with looks that could kill

Had just the right moves for creating a thrill

All those in the crowd watched dancing perfection

Guys in attendance were quite a cross-section

Politician, butcher, plumber, and teacher

Salesman, accountant, and even a preacher

A lack of discretion had led to these follies

Each one who was present was getting his jollies!

Her dancing was best with an ice-cold libation

The word quickly spread of her wild reputation

The twisting and bending and all the gyration

Could lead down the path (YIKES!) to evil temptation!

Her gift for flirtation caused more than elation!

Pulsations, vibrations caused quite a sensation!

Church ladies eagerly proclaimed her damnation!

And prayed to the Lord to –

PROVIDE HER SALVATION!!!

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