There’s all types of dancing that people go for
One kind is when women show off every pore
Such a performer arrived in our town
Community standards were turned upside down!
The lady was lovely. Not modest at all
Nature had blessed her – WITH BIG ONES – not small!
An exotic dancer! Better known as a stripper!
Made a living from men who were happy to tip her!
She WAS many things – but certainly NOT shy
She could make a man sigh with a glimpse of her thigh!
Leaping about, her leg kicks were spellbinding
The girl had a knack for hip-shaking and grinding!
It’s provocative hanging off of a pole
Collecting those singles while out on parole
The guys were all whistling. She loved the spotlight
This FLEXIBLE dancer knew how to delight!
She slipped off a garter. Had done that before
Was just getting started, she took off much more!
To say she was popular was nothing but true
An audience of married men yelled out, “WOO HOO!”
In no time at all she was practically bare
Except for stilettos that she chose to wear
Because –
Seductively dancing in SENSIBLE SHOES
Was not titillating. It was more of a snooze!
Her smile was inviting. Eyes smokey and dark
Willing to show off a well-hidden birthmark
After each dance, she would get big ovations
Male hearts in the room were in brisk palpitations
A talented “Artist” with looks that could kill
Had just the right moves for creating a thrill
All those in the crowd watched dancing perfection
Guys in attendance were quite a cross-section
Politician, butcher, plumber, and teacher
Salesman, accountant, and even a preacher
A lack of discretion had led to these follies
Each one who was present was getting his jollies!
Her dancing was best with an ice-cold libation
The word quickly spread of her wild reputation
The twisting and bending and all the gyration
Could lead down the path (YIKES!) to evil temptation!
Her gift for flirtation caused more than elation!
Pulsations, vibrations caused quite a sensation!
Church ladies eagerly proclaimed her damnation!
And prayed to the Lord to –
PROVIDE HER SALVATION!!!