In the fast-paced world of medical advancement
Strides have been made in physical enhancement
Many women will choose to ENLARGE their chest
It’s the part of the body that has men OBSESSED!
Bosoms can be large, or medium, or small
Guys aren’t particular, cause they LOVE them all!
Real ones are nice, but men also like fake
As long as they jiggle and wiggle and shake!
Natural knockers are a blessing. Less stress!
Ladies with those do not need to impress
But some women want larger. They’re willing to pay
To which all of the guys shout out loudly, “HOORAY!!!”
Something about jugs makes men immature
Once they hit puberty, no hope for a cure
The majority of males who are born with testicles
By the age of 12 are crazy for CHESTICLES!
(GOOGLE IT)
Some females are happy. Their breasts are homegrown
But some will embellish – and add silicone!
A boob job for Christmas can be a great gift
Your spirits and bust, HO! HO! HO!, it will lift!
It’s a personal thing to increase your bra size
But think of the fun when they see the surprise!
You can be proud, so throw back those shoulders
And let people gawk at your new set of boulders!
Women will purchase the best money can buy
Designed to look good, they catch everyone’s eye!
Though rightfully proud with blushing red cheeks
There’s no way they’re going to be giving free peeks!
That 34C cup – you suddenly outgrew
They’re big, and they’re bouncy because they’re brand new
You spent all those bucks. You dropped some big dough
Unbutton that blouse. You’ve got cleavage to show!
Some ladies tattoo them. They think it looks great
But that’s an opinion that’s up for debate
Others get pierced. OUCH!!! I don’t understand
That’s way too much pain for a mammary gland!
Some saggy women think perky is better
So, they buy some new ones to fill out that sweater!
Hooters, and honkers, and hogans, and hooties
They upgrade their rack for a new set of cuties!
No refunds or exchanges, so buyer beware
A new set of TATAS won’t come with a spare!
Everyone’s different. It’s NOT one size fits all
Some big as a grapefruit. Some big as a –
BEACH BALL!
Ladies can be shy, so they like to stash ‘em
But others are bold, so they like to FLASH ’EM!
However…
If you want to dazzle your fa-vo-rite male
Go purchase a pair! Find a TWO-FOR-ONE SALE!
POETRY AT PLAY 