Everyone loves sin. There is nothing more true
We all have our favorites. That includes me and you
Sins of the flesh are most popular by far
Particularly the kind inside a boudoir!
Perhaps you’re an expert at being a sinner
Or maybe you’re only a newbie beginner
Sin can take practice, and sin can be easy
Sin can be daring! And sin can be sleazy!
Some sin happens in the middle of the night
At other times sin occurs in daylight
Sinner or saint. You are one or the other
Although –
YOU might just be good with an evil twin brother!
Sinning is something that you love to do
Despite protestant guilt, you soon join in too!
Criminal? Illegal? Either one is great fun
Break the law without guilt! Then you’re on the run!
You can sin on a whim, or after great thought
Some sin can be free, but sometimes sin is bought
There’s impure misconduct, transgressions, and vice
But if you roll the dice, you will pay the price!
Do-gooders keep track of who’s doing the sinning
Finding the wicked is what keeps them grinning!
The more that you sin… the more you must pay
It’s a ticket to hell! Forever you’ll stay!
Indecent and evil – misdeeds and wrongdoing
When you’re up to no good, it means trouble is brewing
Temptation is calling. You want to give in
Don’t try to resist! It involves NAKED SKIN!
Politicians will sin, and so will a teacher
Perhaps worst of all is a priest or a preacher!
You have no complaint if you can’t show restraint
A few of your sins would make your mother faint!
Immorality rocks! So don’t wait to begin
Just do not get caught; it will count as a win!
Try to be sneaky. Keep your secrets hush-hush
If there is a witness, it might make you blush!
Some sin is learned, and some sin is self-taught
Some sins are solo, and some sins are not
To sin in a group means there’s fun you can share
It takes two to tango, so go sin as a pair!
Carnal sin. Oh, wow! It’s on your list to do
Give in to those urges! You want to! WOOHOO!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is still weak
No need to be meek! Sneak a peek!! Have a tweak!!!